Sport anchor during soccer game yells:
"Goaaaal! Goaaal!! Ball flies between goalkeeper's legs not having any resistance!"
Basketball, bowling, tennis, golf.. The more we think about sports, the following comes to mind:
"The richer the player the smaller the ball for the game".
SIGHN: "Looking for cleaning lady with high pay. Experience in bobsleigh is a must"
In the mountains, two alpinists taking the break. One seats right on the edge.. Another comes alone and asks: "Hey. Move a little!" First one replies: "Wheeeeere?????????"
Two alpinists falling off the cliff...
Pessimist:" I am falling..."
Optimist: "I am flying!!!.."
Two alpinist's crawling up. First one: "Look, Jimmy there is a snow man on a top of the mountain. Let's crawl faster!"
Another one looked up and replies: "Nope, it is not a snow man, it is a snow woman!!!"
The first one: "Then it is even better! Let's crawl faster!!"
If alpinist's instructor would be falling of the cliff - let him do it! He is more experienced then you are; he knows what he is doing!
In the crack of the mountain two groups of alpinists meet each other - one is falling down, another rising up. Guys from second group yelling:" What happened? Why you are falling?"
Guys from first group: "Our girl was holding us! But what happened to you? How come you in the air?"
"Our girl was keeping our gas stove warm!"
- I love to jump with parachutes! I have 12 at home!
- From where?
- I just saved them!
Parachutist is doing his first jump, but in the air forgot how to open a parachute. Starts panicking and suddenly he sees then another guy airborne from the ground. When they met on the same level, parachutist yells: "Do you know how to open parachute?"
"No, I don't, I am a sapper engineer!! But I am strongly advice not to touch anything!"
Two parachutists jump together and in the air next to each other, one asks:" "How much did you paid for your parachute?"
"$1000.00" - responds another. "O. boy! I paid only half of it... it... it ..."- First one was able to answer
- What is the most boring thing during golf game?
- 150 times to tell your wife: " What a wonderful shot, dear!"