Estonian sputnik lunched last year successfully completed his first circle around the world
Chinese astronauts returned back to Earth after successful space trip. They landed in a very populated aria of China. Currently search continues among locals
Bill Gates purchased Mars
- Does he have anything better to do with his money?
- That is the point! He has nothing better to do!
Why astronauts never spill on the sealing?
- Because another astronauts already on the sealing!
- What do you think, does life exist on Mars?
- No, otherwise Americans would be already helping them to build democracy!
- Could Georgian fly into space?
- No! Because Georgian would die from pride, Armenians from jealousy
And Azerbadjanians would get everything!
First, we need to check astronauts for alcoholism, and then we need to check astronomers. Because lately astronomers are opening just double stars, double planets and double galactic
Tell us, how you became a plumber?
- In my childhood I always dreamed about space and becoming an astronaut. But in fifth grade plumber bitted me...
"I am a VIP person" - thinks space tourist Bill Gates sitting in the chair of the space ship. - "I am alone in the space ship designed for 3 persons. They even allowed me to open windows!"
Press conference:
- Please explain, why space tourist, founder of Microsoft - Bill Gates refused to fly at very last moment?
- We don't know for sure, but right before the flight he learned that life support system works on the computer supported by "Windows", he became pale and disappeared. By the way, we are still look for him!!
Dying grandfather to his grand son:
- I have hidden treasure...
- Were grandpa?
- In the Earth
- Please, be more specific, where?
- Earth - the third planet from Sun...
- Hello! Is this Washington? Is this "Mars" company?
- No, this is Mars; it is "Washington" company
Studying space would be a lot easier, if scientists would look on other planets for spirit not for water
- Everywhere is nice, where we are absent
- Not true! We not on the Moon and it is cold and empty there
Scientists on the Mars finally found the answer to the question:
- Is there life on Earth?
During their meting with Russian astronauts, they acknowledged that there is no life on Earth, just misery.
Nothing improves Kamasutra positions as much as weightlessness.
- Would it be possible to add more positions to Kamasutra?
- Yes!
- How?
- Not how, but where. In the weightlessness!
- Dear, you will be a dad pretty soon!
- But, I always dreamed to become an astronaut...
After Americans announced their plans for the trip to Mars in 2015, Russians promised that they will reach Mars sooner and twice as chipper.
- What is the secret of Russian scientists?
- There is no secret. Americans plan for round trip.
- My brother all his life was dreaming to become an astronaut, and I was dreaming whole my love to become a doctor and heal him
Russia and Australia signed an agreement for cooperation in space.
Main part of this agreement: "They going to be lunched in Russia and fall on Australian territory"
