A guy stands next to a girl, mobile phone in the pocket. Girl:
- "What is that vibrating in your pants?"
- "I just got SMS"
SMS message: "You just won a trip to exotic country - Afghanistan!"
If you think that you are smart - send a message with your answer "Yes" on number 2233.
But if you think about yourself otherwise, send a message with negative answer "No" on number 2233. Price for one SMS $30.00
She: "Hello! I lost two pounds!"
Him: "Hello, my sunshine!"
She: "Jerk! Don't even lie that this is a misprint!"
TV channel was doing SMS survey: "Do you have enough money?"
1 - Yes (5%)
2. - No (95%)
* Price for one SMS $30.00 without tax
Do you want to become a senator? Send SMS to number 1212. Every 4 years we play out 450 sits! Price for single SMS you can learn at your local offices of your political parties.
SMS:
Davy, stop calling your grandfather an old fart - he figured out that its you, by your IP address.
Your grandma.
Choose anything on what we made money and send us SMS with its code on number 3344
Two friends decided to go hunting. Accidentally one shot another. Wounded, lying on the ground, blood all over him. Wounded asks to call emergency, but it takes so long for the first one to dial the number on his mobile, that wounded asks again:" What happened? - I never thought that emergency number such a long one!"
- "No, that is not a number; I am sending a SMS to save money!"
SMS dialog:
- "Hello! Have a nice holidays!"
- "Hello! Thank you. Who are you?"
- "Michael! When did you learn my phone number?" Diana
- "Diana! When did you learn Michael's phone number?" Alex
SMS dialog:
- 'Hello, baby!"
- "Hello!"
- "Come over, baby, let's make love tonight!"
- "You are looking for my daughter?
- "Yes, Mr. Roberts!"
Two blondes:
- "Listen, why you never sent me SMS?"
- "Well, to send SMS I need to think, to call is a lot easier!"
SMS: "Turn on your phone"
New SMS game!
Send any three numbers on number??????? and find these three numbers in your bill!!!
