Two neighbors:
- Mary! What happened? You got sick? I saw that doctor Johnson was leaving your apartment in the morning.
- My dear Tammy! If I saw that General Robertson was leaving your apartment in the morning, does it means that war had started?
If it was not bad enough, that yesterday my neighbor celebrated his birthday till 4 am, then somebody gave him a drill as a gift!
I have very stressed up neighbor.
Once his apartment was flooded by a pregnant neighbor from upstairs. He frighten her so bad, that her waters broke and she flooded him again...
My neighbors from upstairs do tap-dancing, neighbors from the right newlyweds who permanently argue, neighbors from the left do remodeling, so tell me how in such conditions I can play on my drums?
Who is screaming so badly at your neighbor's apartment?
- It is ok, it is Nancy...
- Is she giving the birth?
- No, she is trying to get pregnant...
Hostess to her neighbor at the dinner table:
- Are you a business partner of my husband?
- No.
- Then immediately remove your hand from my knee.
Married couple around the table having a dinner.
- Our neighbor very smart men.
- Why do you think that?
- Because when our son got a new drum for his birthday, he was the only one who advised him to look inside the drum.
I think that our neighbors from upstairs are making love or turning around in their beds and making a lot of noise arguing with each other.
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Judge in the court room:
- You burned down Orchestra Hall, do you have any regrets?
- Yes, Yes, I regret so much!
- Explain!
- My neighbor is playing saxophone and I thought if he would not have the place to perform, then he would stop his training at home
Two friends:
- I decided to rent my apartment. What do you think, how long I am going to look for tenants?
- Well, you have a deaf neighbor, so if you make an ad in conservatory, you would find tenants immediately.
Two friends:
- I could not believe that all of these CDs did not cost you a penny!
- Not a penny!! - I had only one CD and I listened to it all day long. Then all neighbors started to bring me new ones more and more!!
Mary decided to visit her girlfriend, came to her apartment and saw that she is laying on the sofa and her apartment was flooded.
- What happened?
- Nothing, my neighbor from downstairs told me once, if I'm going to flood him again he is going to come and make love to me.
Two friends:
- How are you?
- Good, good - learning how to play drums.
- Are you making progress?
- Super!
- Are you good at it?
- No, my neighbor hung himself!
My neighbor bought himself a karaoke, but he did not have enough money to buy himself conscience and a good ear.
Neighbors are casual people during the day and jerks at night.
If you mad at your neighbor - buy a drum for his kid.
There are no good neighbors. But there is a thick wall
If your neighbors do not let you sleep until 3am with their loud music, call them at 4am and tell them that you like it so much!!!
