Two friends are fishing for few hours, but they are very unfortunate, so after long silence one starts conversation: "You know Freddy, it is not good that you are visiting my wife, when I am not around"...
Two hours later another guy responds:" I don't understand you Johnson's - She is saying "it is good" and you: "not good"....
Only we - Americans can go fishing and catch just a squirrel
Bear-son asking bear-father:
- Daddy, if I catch a hunter, could I eat him?
- Daddy, if catch somebody who collects mushrooms, could I eat him?
- Daddy, if I catch a fisherman, could I eat him?
- No, no, son
- But why, daddy?
- Because you could become an alcoholic.
In the kitchen: wife after cleaning the 25th fish asks her husband:
- "Honey, how many times I have to tell you, better have a bottle of vodka than fish".
- Garry, let's go fishing!
- No, I am not going today.
- But why?
- I read in horoscope, that today is not a good day for fishing...
During depression all fish departments going to give their customers free spinning.
Looking for a girlfriend, who can clean fish, smoke fish and has a boat. Picture of the boat is a must.
Men told his wife that he is going fishing, but instead goes to visit his mistress.
On his way back home he stops at the supermarket to buy a fish.
In fish department sales person prepared the fish, wrapped it and hands it to a man. Man tells salesperson: "No, no - take it back, please, and through it to me, so I could catch it""
"Why? - salesperson asked.
-"So I can truthfully tell my wife, that I catch this fish"
Men calling his friend:
- Are you going fishing tomorrow with me?
- Wait, I need to ask my wife...
- So? Let's go! Tomorrow is going to be good fishing day...
- No. I am not going - my wife allowed me to drink vodka at home....
Very decent looking fisher-lady, meets very decent looking fisherman for one and only one reason not to catch anything!
Wife:" Dear, where have you been whole night?"
- I was fishing...
- Did you catch anything?
- I hope not