"Why are you having such a fun? Did you sniff something? Where did you got it"
- "Policemen left it during search"
- "How would you call a man who constantly uses a moment?"
...Today we are going to have a meeting under the name "Youngsters against narcotics". Come over and go ahead, try it!
Englishmen after categorical refusal to drive a car is giving advice to his American friend: "Don't be afraid, everything going to be just fine. Everything like you got used to it in a States, when you driving always in your wrong direction. Just remember the grass is always on your left side!"
Party. Dark room. Yung guy approaching a girl:" Dear, why you are in glasses?"
-"No, I am not in glasses. It is my eye bowls!"
Nurse asking the patient:" Would you, please, sit down in the needle"
- "Why? Do you want me to get addicted?"
- "No, I did not know how to do a shot".
Kids against narcotics! Vodka is cheaper!
Johnson rolls the sleeve... and has 3 shots of chicken soup!
-"Mrs. Roberts, I could not leave with out your coffee!"
-"Of course, Mr. Barton, There is so much morphine in it.."
Sport against narcotics, but defiantly for doping!
Two medicines: alcohol and Demerol made Dr.Zuss very kind.